July 2011
336 posts
Because ive learnt that the best way not to get my...
"Tell me about it.... Stud"
last night was fun.
everyone made an effort with the fancy dress, and i wore skinnnnn tight jeans, put out too many fag ends with my shoe and learnt that i shouldnt mix my drinks.
highlight of the night for me was when an old man came up to me and said, hey sandy the man your looking for has just gone down there, hes got dark hair, gorgeous face, shit loads of money and is about 6ft 2, …....
My Dad just told me all the people hes gone to see...
such a legand !
and now im teaching him what dubstep is.